Choose: Who Would You Rather?

Choose one or the otherDuring our lives we are presented with many choices. What do you do with your free time? Do you go to a party, or don’t you? Do you wear your parka and snowshoe combo, or your chinos and tie-dye? Today, we’re going to ask you to choose between one of two characters in a number of situations—both have their pros and cons. Who will you choose?

Who would you rather make dinner?

You’re heading to a friend’s house for a fun meal. One of the characters will be manning the kitchen, but which one: Han Solo or Finn?

Han Solo’s been on his own a long time. Doubtless, he’s learned a few tricks about taking the bare minimum and making something tasty out of it. It may not be haute cuisine, but it’ll taste good and stick to your ribs, and taste good with an after-dinner brew. Finn wants to do the best possible, and won’t stop until he’s either produced an incredible three-course dinner, or has burned the house down.

Who would you rather watch give standup comedy?

You’re getting your local laughs at the Mos Eisley Cantina. A Star Wars character gets on stage. Who would you rather see grab the mic: Anakin Skywalker (circa Clone Wars), or Chewbacca?

Chewbacca is a master of the physical form. Impressions, pratfalls, exaggerated motions, Chewbacca can do it all. On the other hand, he can’t exactly speak English. His well-timed gags and wordplay threaten to sail over your head. Anakin, on the other hand, can speak English, but his comedic timing is, shall we say, lacking.

Who would you rather take to a party?

And now the question most fraught with worry: you’re going to a fun party at Brett’s house, but you can only bring one friend. Do you bring Darth Sidious or Jar-Jar Binks?

Darth Sidious has charisma. He draws people around him. He inspires confidence and trust. However, there is the whole electrifying people with the caustic power of the dark side of the force thing. Jar-Jar, on the other hand, is a bumbling, gleefully hateable creature, destined to be forgotten in the corner an hour in, but at least he knows how to tell a joke. He also won’t burn anybody with the power of the dark side.

Who will you choose? Let us know in a comment. Thanks for reading, and be sure to come back next week for more fun fan information!