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Terrible Star Wars costumes

We like to think we’re positive people. However, we also know we know costumes, especially Star Wars costumes. Every Halloween you’re probably going to see some cool homemade costumes and flashy outfits to drool over, but you will also find some costumes able to benefit from a little more work. Again, we’re positive people, so we can ignore costumes from younger fans, or those meant to be low-quality or cost, but some Star Wars costumes just make you laugh. Here are 4 terrible Star Wars costumes:

The Best of the Terrible:

Terrible three charactersOur first picture presents us with a strange quandary: Who are these characters? From left to right it’s Giant White Solo Cup with blue decals, King Midas ready for a battle, and someone trying desperately to keep the rain off. Oh, he has buns duct taped to his head. Duct taped. That’s going to be a difficult removal process. For C-3PO as well! R2-D2 is the best costume here for just removal purposes.

Terrible Darth Vader MaskSpeaking frankly, the Stormtrooper helmet doesn’t look very bad at all. Maybe a bit misshapen, but aren’t we all? The other mask, however, looks more like Futurama’s Bender than a Lord of the Sith. One of the most defining features of Darth Vader’s helmet is the shape, and this example misses the mark. Don’t worry kid, keep at it.

Terrible R2-D2 costumeDon’t stare too long; it may cause nightmares. Honestly, this isn’t the worst costume we’ve ever seen, or even near to the worst, but the…entire package is a bit disturbing. Best we can come up with, during a monster movie this is the joke monster the protagonists would see while escaping something much worse. Not really very scary, but not very fun to look at, either.

Terrible Jabba the Hutt CostumeJabba the Hutt, why are you packed full of bowling balls? It’s a question for the ages. Not every crime lord has the body volume to carry so many orbs. This costume is the lumpiest thing since Chewbacca’s son. We’re also rather unsure of what he’s holding, though it could be a poker, in case the helium balloons taking up this costume’s space make it float away.

Thanks for reading about these four terrible costumes! Come back next week for more fun fan information!

Costume Buyer’s Guide 2015

Star Wars has had a very exciting year! We’ve had endless cool information about the upcoming movies, new video games, and more appear recently, and as we get closer to Episode VII it will only get faster and more furious. Like you’re driving a car and it’s drifting around a sweet corner, straight into a bunch of barrels full of lightsabers and spaceships. And then you rob a bank.

Now, while Episode VII won’t be coming out for four more months, it’s almost guaranteed the costumes from it will be one of the more popular styles this Halloween. While we can’t show you those yet, we can let you know the most popular outfits from the site this year. We have costumes for everyone . . . maybe one of the top spots will be usurped by a new character once Episode VII comes out? And don’t miss the link to our second annual Halloween sweepstakes at the end!

A classic for years past and more to come, the Deluxe Stormtrooper Adult Star Wars Costume lets you dress as one of the silver screen’s enduring images of faceless villainy. Since their first appearance in 1977, this white armor set has been a Halloween mainstay for generations.

Star Wars Stormtrooper

For the same reason, our Stormtrooper Womens Costume is popular with the feminine Imperial grunts. Specially-molded pieces accentuate the female form for a costume plenty love.

Star Wars Women Stormtrooper

The Deluxe Luke Skywalker Kids Costume lets any child become one of the most famous heroes from movie history. From his small beginnings on the backwater planet of Tatooine to the greatest Jedi the galaxy has ever known, the world will remember this character!

Star Wars Kids Luke Skywalker

Girls love having a character to look up to, and there could be none better than the rough-and-tumble princess from Alderaan with the Deluxe Princess Leia Girls Costume! The classic bun-head headpiece and white robe helps make her Halloween spectacular!

Star Wars Kids Princess Leia

Why is the Princess Leia Slave outfit so popular? It will take more time than we have here to say so, but nobody misses the obvious reason. This, our second most-popular costume, helps make you a legendary symbol of beauty for Halloween!

Star Wars Slave Leia

Most popular of all, and for an easily-determined reason, is the Standard Jedi Adult Robe Costume. Able to take any old costume and add Jedi flair, a simple brown robe proves to be the item everyone clamors for.

Star Wars Jedi Robe Costume

Thanks for reading our rundown of the most popular Star Wars costumes for 2015. The Halloween season will begin soon, and be sure to check out the sweepstakes we have running; there’s a chance for weekly prizes of fifty dollars, and two $500 grand prizes!

July Fourth Star Wars Battle

May July Fourth be with youIt will soon be July Fourth. A time when, in the U.S. at least, we celebrate our country’s independence and beginning. We also have long firework displays that begin only after sitting in a large field for too long while being devoured by bugs, have barbeques with shaped meat tubes and fruit that is almost literally red-colored water and black seeds contained in hard rinds, and sit alongside roads as multi-colored cars roll down them, followed by people making noise with instruments and little guys with fezzes in tiny cars.

So instead of those things we’re going to look at what our favorite fictional characters would be doing a July Fourth analog.

For the fireworks display, our heroes gather on the canopy village of Endor, surrounded by the furry Ewoks, enjoying some interesting percussive music and native treats while they wait for their hosts’ galaxy-renowned display to be ready. They’ve already seen an example during the celebration feast after the battle of Endor, and they can’t wait to see it again.

Unbeknownst to them, Imperial remnants are closing in on their position! Their laser rifles are primed and ready to take down the fledgling New Galactic Republic. As they take aim at our heroes, they- This doesn’t really seem very July Fourth, now does it? Let’s adjust a few things.

Weapons trained, they prepare to fire. Suddenly, water balloons and squirt gun blasts rain upon our heroes! They jump into action, furiously pumping their own squirt guns until the pressure is high enough to return fire. Before they can take aim, a volley of water balloons lands near them.

The devastation!

Han Solo stumbles to his feet. Water sheeting down his face obscures his vision. He rolls and finds the defense of a cambylictus tree, clothes soaked. He shakes a still Ewok body at his feet before more blasts of water force him farther into the village.

Luke, having decided to spend some quiet time before the fireworks, hears the attack and races to help. His lightsaber is no help against the water, and in fact it shorts the weapon out! He runs, trying to find a weapon to fight back. He runs into his sister Leia, whose hair has come undone – she looks like a drowned wookie.

Han Solo gets deeper into the village, pursued by the Imperials, and find Chewbacca, angry, wet, and stinking. The wookie grabs a huge bucket of water and slams it over a Stormtrooper’s head, flooding the soldier’s armor and stunning him. Han and Chewie abscond to the largest tree in the village, meeting with the Jedi siblings. Within the tree: a potent armory of water-based warfare. They arm themselves and fend off the approaching battalion!

Get ready for July Fourth!

It is a ferocious battle. After hours, the Empire is defeated, and they retreat. Our heroes, and the Ewoks, celebrate with delicious cooked Dindra and sweet Cardellian mint, watching the delayed fireworks display with relish. Their July Fourth is complete.

Valentine’s Day Plans

Whether you’re heading out with your love or staying in for a quiet night, we know you’re really wondering what your favorite Star Wars characters are going to be up to this Valentine’s Day. Well, we have just the thing. Read on, and be enlightened!

Valentine's Day
The Solos celebrate Valentine’s Day

Han and Leia:

Leaving the kids in the capable hands of C-3PO and R2-D2 (who are robots, and thus incapable of love), Han and Leia will likely take a trip to a romantic, out-of-the way locale, such as the diamond planet or the Umbex III “Rings of Passion”*. Later, they may have a shopping trip on Coruscant, or swing their political power for a comfy table on one of the metropolis-planet’s best restaurants.

*Not canon.

Luke and Mara Jade:

Still dating, Luke wants to make Valentine’s Day a special event. His options are many; there is no shortage of romantic sights out in the galaxy, both among the stars and on planets (Luke is also trying to one-up his father’s sorry attempts at romance). However, given the track record that these two hold, they both come heavily armed, expecting at the very least an Imperial remnant out for blood. In the end, it just helps to draw them closer together.

Chewbacca:

Chewbacca has the opportunity to travel home and visit his wife Mallatobuck and son Lumpawaroo. He will mostly enjoy a home-cooked meal of wookie staples, and healthy amounts of cortyg brandy before a quiet night spent with his family.

Lando Calrissian:

Mothers, lock up your daughters – and yourselves, just to be safe . . . in fact you’d better just lock up everything – Lando is looking for love. He’s going to hit the hot spots in Bespin, Coruscant, and all the other planets that are full of eligible ladies ready to spend time with a real charmer. His exploits will go down in legend.

Whatever your plans, we hope your Valentine’s Day is great. Thanks for reading, and be sure to visit next week for more fun Star Wars information!

Holiday Star Wars costumes

Christmas is nearly upon us, and you may be trying to find a great last-minute costume for the Star Wars fan in your family. We’ve collected the most popular Star Wars costumes for kids during the Holiday season below:

#5: Deluxe Jedi Kids Robe

Holiday Star Wars costumes
Deluxe Jedi Kids Robe

Our very first Holiday item is a generic one, and it’s no surprise this is one of our most popular items for kids. This long, heavy-weave robe, featuring an attached hood, is a great item to let your child become any of the famous Jedi characters from Star Wars, their own original characters, or any outfit that requires a long, comfortable brown robe!

#4: Deluxe Anakin Skywalker Kids Costume

What child wouldn’t want to look just like the main hero of the Star Wars prequel movies? This fun outfit is the perfect thing for a young force-user that’s ready to fight against droids and Sith. From the overwhelming excitement of the movies to the fun and adventure of the Clone Wars television series, this costume is the perfect fit!

#3: Deluxe Darth Vader Kids Costume

The greatest villain to ever grace the silver stage can be here for Christmas with this fine costume! The Dark Lord of the Sith and right-hand man to the Emperor, Darth Vader is perhaps the most memorable movie character to ever make a pop-culture splash.

#2: Deluxe Princess Leia Girls Costume

Make her a bastion of girl-power this year with a costume based on the amazing first appearance of this legendary character! The Deluxe Princess Leia Girls Costume is a classic long white dress that will make your girl look like the pinnacle of space royalty!

#1: Deluxe Luke Skywalker Kids Costume

It’s simple to get a costume of the most famous hero in the entire galaxy! From his low standing as a poor Tatooine moisture farmer to the most powerful Jedi that has ever lived, Luke Skywalker is the classic hero tale, and the most popular Star Wars kids costume for this Holiday season!

Now you know the most popular items; don’t miss out on getting a last-minute stocking stuffer or present!

Top 10 Halloween Star Wars Costumes

Halloween is fast approaching. If you’re still trying to find the perfect costume, you may be feeling the pressure at this point. Don’t fret! We have collected for you the top ten costumes from our Star Wars Costumes site:

Chewbacca Infant Costume
Chewbacca Infant Costume

#10: Standard Chewbacca Infant Costume

The first of our Star Wars costumes is of Han Solo’s dependable co-pilot! Your little furry friend is here for a fun time in this soft outfit, and he’ll love being the center of attention while he’s shooting through the galaxy in the Millennium Falcon and gathering candy.

#9: Sexy Slave Princess Leia Womens Costume

Are you surprised this costume is on the list? From the first time it was seen in 1983, this outfit has become one of the most enduring elements of Star Wars’ pop-culture impact. Show your favorite smuggler exactly what he means to you with this incredible look!

#8: Deluxe Queen Amidala Womens Costume

Queen Amidala has some of the most finely-designed outfits in the Star Wars universe, and now you have a chance to become this famous queen and senator when you dress in this wonderful costume!

#7: Standard Jedi Adult Robe Costume

Devise your own outfit when you use this item, and become any of the Jedi of the series like Luke, Obi-Wan, or Anakin, or you can come up with an original character using this and other great items.

#6: Deluxe Clone Wars Captain Rex Kids Costume

Your child will be ready to lead his company of clone warriors when he dresses as this popular character from the Clone Wars television show! With the Jedi at his side, the droids will never succeed!

#5: Deluxe Boba Fett Kids Costume

What child wouldn’t want to be this cool bounty hunter? Whether he’s capturing the smuggler Han Solo or fighting off Jedi at Jabba the Hutt’s Palace, his Halloween is going to be a blast when he dresses as this famous Star Wars character!

#4: Deluxe Darth Vader Kids Costume

The Lord of the Sith is here for Halloween. No force-user has more power than you child will when he gets this dark and dangerous outfit. Luke Skywalker and the rebels will never have a chance against him in the costume contest!

#3: Deluxe Princess Leia Girls Costume

It’s up to your daughter this Halloween to get to Tatooine and find the people that will help save the rebellion this Halloween! The greatest female character in Star Wars has always been a key Halloween tradition, and there’s no reason to stop it now!

#2: Standard Yoda Infant Costume

Even the young ones can join in the Star Wars fun this Halloween when you get this infant costume! The ancient and wise Jedi Yoda is the perfect size for a young fan of these classic movies to go out on the town as a little green alien.

#1: Deluxe Luke Skywalker Kids Costume

Luke Skywalker Kids Costume
Luke Skywalker Kids Costume

Our number one outfit for Halloween is one of the most popular Star Wars characters ever: Luke Skywalker! Bring the Jedi order back to life and defeat the Empire this year as one of the greatest movie heroes of all time. Get this and many other astounding costumes and accessories from Official Star Wars Costumes!